| civ journal: lyndon lamb |
[12 Nov 2008|02:22pm] |
GESS WHAT GESS WHAT i am in iyer eier ireland with my bro lucas! we had to get thru a lot to get here like the mind-reading mashine and the terminator but we are here now and it is so green. like their are a lot of plants here, like trees and skwirls squirels and stuff, like kind of like rich people nayborhoods in the City but LESS WITH THE FAKE. these are real fucking squirls okay. i took pictures:
(that one was real friendly, she liked me i think
( cut for images )
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| [Revo] |
[29 Oct 2008|03:23am] |
i am going to go visit & put some flowers on the graves of REEL DEAD PEOPLE* that is 1. my mom & 2. moonwalk so if anyone wants to come than come to the REEL DEAD PERSON GRAVEYARD thats were we are
* what i meen by reel dead ppl is ppl who akshully died
(becuse there are some people who just scare you reel bad
(its not very nice >:|
this is all hipithetical of coarse.
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| my love don't cost a thing! |
[24 Sep 2008|09:25pm] |
[PWP: REVO]
uhhhhhh so you kno that lawyer...he didnt want to kill me after all? ummm so moonwalk had a will and she
does anyone kno anything about money. :|
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| PWP: Revo. |
[19 Sep 2008|12:48am] |
wats going on idk whats going on
weres moonwalk i need to see moonwalk were is she
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| they toss it, and leave it / and i pull up quick to retrieve it |
[15 Sep 2008|07:54pm] |
[PWP: REVO]
GESS WHO IS EMOS NEW BATHTIME BUDDY??
...no its not me
its:
it had to battle it out with some tuff competishun, like glow in the dark octopus (he was funky and plastic turtle (didnt even notice him :(, but in the end only 1 toy could be Emo's Next Top Bathtime Buddy.
lol ummmmmmmm if i die youll kno emo found were i hid his bathrobe & towel. :)
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| civilian journal: jamie lynn spears |
[07 Sep 2008|09:26pm] |
i hvae lost the marjority of my clothing!!!!
if anynoe nsees a BLUE FROCK it is MINE
oh nad ruler girl I FNOUND A RELY BIG ONE
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[19 Aug 2008|09:04pm] |
[Civilian Journal: Jamie Lynn Spears]
I HAVE A PSA TO MAKE. THIS PSA WILL BE INTITLED: WERE TO GET WATER IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING :)
1. if your in the mood for trusspassing: find out wich neyborhood is allowed to spray water on there lawns (chanel 83 has a gide) and suck that motherfucking hose. best times are midday on a weekday and after dark.
2. the fowntins at the chesnut tree mall, the oaklind ridge mall, the coply circle mall, and other fancy shopping places. not only is there water, but theirs also PENNIES, NICKELS, and even in those babys. i made $1.84!!!
WARNING: sicurity mite kick you out. D:
3. theyve now made all the bathrooms for paying custimers only, but in some places were the sinks dont work, they let you go in for free. what they dont realize is that the sink may be dry, but the toilet is always full! :)
TIP: flush first. :/
4. after little leegue games the kids always leeve there water bottles behind in the dugout. DO NOT attemt to take the water bottles before the kids leeve, becuse they have BATS.
5. restrants!! these are kinda tricky so lissen up. dress as fancy as you can & take a credit card or wad of cash w/ you (it doesnt matter if there fake. get seeted, order your drink (water - its still free!, pritend to look over the menu, pritend to decide your not ackshully hungry, say THANK YOU and leeve!
WARNING: DO NOT attemt to do more than once (at the same place.
& thats all i got for now. & keep an empty bottle on you at all times JIC, becuse you never kno when your gonna find some water next. :D
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| GET A PEDICURE / GET YOUR HAIR DID. |
[13 Aug 2008|02:08pm] |
[PWP: REVO] (also heavy TMI warning)
lol well i went over emos house yesterday nite cuz it was all wow i feel like im gonna die & he fed me & idk their mite have been something ~speshul~ in the food cuz i woke up
and i had a haircut
( i think he has a future!!! dont you? :) )
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| i'm just a poor boy / nobody loves me |
[24 Jul 2008|02:46am] |
[PWP: REVO]
sry sry guys but i am pretty sure im fon going to g die ver y soon. so i title this docyooment radio's last will and testiment & im rly sry i dont have more shit to give away but lets face it i didnt haave that lng to ak-wire it to so here goes. also if you are wundering why i am dying its becuse ethel invited me over hr houe becuse she was all awww poor bb doesnt have anything to drink and so i fdrank and then we might have odne some strenyuous activity not involving shakespear o r clothing an d then her husband came home and that is his foot hanging in fromt of my face as he is sitting on the bed and i a m underneeth hte bed and he is wundering whos boxers are those they are not mine so whos are they are you having an affiar
you iwll probs never get my bodt y so plz somene tell pap i died
okay so here goes
1. whoever wants it acan have my musi c and shit
2. lindy could probs fit in my lcothes so those are for you bb. i love you
2. my shoes are a size 11 jive that gits you rite
3. oh wait ai am wearing them nvm
4. emo can have the razerbaldes i bought las t week
5. plz do not cut yourself honey
6. or drown yourself in the bathtub
7. does anyne want my toothbrush
8. march can have my sewing mashine even tho yours is better, i gess maybe you can sell it
9. baroke i dont think i have any moar shit to give but ilu2 and plz think of me fondly when your feeling generis
10. moonwalk you have pretty hair
11. funk im sorry about that
12. shit
14. false alarm
15. bway ty for the music babe
16, sometone tell leo to smile sometimes and give him a hug
15. nd tell elliot
18. that hes funny
25. and plz someone remember to put flowers on moms grave her bday is
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| she steal me money / when i'm in need |
[14 Jul 2008|05:17pm] |
[PWP: REVO]
ummmmm pap would probibly kill me if he new i was telling you guys this. but you kno how its summer & its kinda hot & stuff & tailoring is kinda dead in the summer anyway & we dont rly have electrisity this summer & weve bin drinking from the tap so pap feels sick to his stumich a lot so i was wondering
like if you have anything you need sewn up? id appreshiate it ty.
and lol emo? you know how you sed you were gonna saw me in half & make me into hamburgers at peggys if i didnt stop singing? you dont have too now bb. :)
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| PWP: MEDICS |
[02 Jul 2008|01:06pm] |
ummmmmm guys
idk what ummmm jsyk moonwalk says you have too many thetans going on rite now so she dosint want to be treeted by you rite now & she wants to go home and kinda chill there so idk what to do is she rly sick?
becuse we can take care of her you kno we have food & blankets i just washed some & they are v. cleen & soft becuse this time i used fabric soffiner the unsented kind becuse it was on sail
and she says you cant just take your thetans off when you work on her idk why (ackshully idk what they are, like ponchos? but thats what she says.
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| take me away / to better days |
[23 Jun 2008|02:19pm] |
[PWP: REVO]
i made 5 bucks today! but not working, i was singing on the stoop and peeps thru money at me! it was nice. oh and this old lady told me i had a byooti baue nice voyce, like better than kent clancy even!! i didnt know i could sing! today is a good day.
[...]
eksept for the lady upstairs mrs. freeman i think. um shes crying idk why
[...]
oh
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| and i ran / i ran so far away |
[08 Jun 2008|05:25pm] |
[Civilian Journal: Lyndon Lamb]
ummmmmmmmm i think i just met the mob
like i was hungry so i climed thru the window on the top floor and at first i thot no one was home and then someone grabed me around my neck and that was scary but someone said hey thats pap lambs kid and then they were nice! they fed me lasagna & salad & wite wine & the lady (she told me to call her auntie even tho her name is something else but i gotta keep that on the dl she knew pap when he was in high school & she told me stories.
pap is kindof a bamf, i didnt kno he knew the mob. (well they kno him thats for sure.
& we played poker eksept i didnt have any cash so we played strip poker but i lost real bad obvs
ummmmm does anyone have shoes i can borrow?
or a shower?
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| PWA: lyndon lamb |
[06 Jun 2008|11:45pm] |
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HELP
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| women not girls rule my word / i said they rule my world |
[20 May 2008|09:47pm] |
[PWP: REVO]
BAROKE
i have $10 wanna go out to dinner? ♥ we could go somewere fancy like peggys or der waffle.
oh and if that doesnt convynce you check your flowerbeds. :)))) (also i drooped a shoe in there by axsident so if you could get that out ty ty ty ♥
funk i am rly sorry i didnt stay on the couch last nite but i got cold & lonely ): tonite i will stay with lindy, k.
[added about a half-hour later]
haha why does the dt offiss say office of boysex on it?
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| where'd you go? / i miss you so |
[01 May 2008|06:11pm] |
[PWP to Revolution - Ami]
omg i missed everything ): im not really hurt tho & i hope everybodys okay & letme know if you need anything like coffy or blankets or hot water
oh speaking of hot water its been a few days so... :)
and if anyone sees bertha at the bar tell her sorry i didnt show up i had stuff in my mouth and that wouldnt bee good for kissing :( but ask her how her kids are k?
same thing with ronda only she has one kid.
[moments later]
WHERE IS MOONWALK
SHE WAS SUPOSED T O BE HEER BYNOW BUT SHES NOT EVEN IN HER ROOM
did she come home last nite?????????
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| sometimes when we touch / the honesty's too much |
[27 Apr 2008|08:40pm] |
[PWP against AMI]
i was thinking today (a lot!
and i was like why do peeple say id tap that or im gonna tap that or id so tap that ass or id so tap that or (did i alreddy say that?
anyway becuse its not really right. you know it feels a lot diffrent than tapping, like when you tap a goldfish acuirium, its not really the same motion. or the same e-motion you know its more like...thrushing? it has nothing to do with fish :( i mean i just dk were they got it from.
same thing with love taps its not a tap i mean it hurts ): i mean its okay i guess i mean its in the song and its kind of my tattoo ill always have you but why call it love? why do they call anything love when its not? i mean if we really had love for eachother wed treat eachother with love love love you can tell me im wr and hot showers (can anyone share btw i'm sweaty :D and i feel like this is something we all need. in our lives.
im not high btw pap just asked me that. why does he ask me that, im being fillosofical. D: D: D:
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